Divinity Buff Prints

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Knight Golfing

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

Missing You.

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

The Final Selfie

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Knights of the Square Table.

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."

"Ancient Aztec shaman-kings predicted a coming together of all the cultures of the world, creating a new enlightenment for human beings."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"One of you go see who's at the door."

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'

"This is the first time you've ever planned a moat, I'm guessing?"

"With a little luck he'll be a benevolent teenager."

"Oh no! - we forgot to pay the exorcist... we've been repossessed!!"

"You never know what will catch on!"

Hymns - Optional Extras

Knight Vision

Scheduel.

A dragon has eaten my knight, please help.

"I'm sorry, sir, but a blade's a blade."

"We both agreed that for a while she'd slay the dragons and I'd look after the castle."

'The Yarl of Orkney is not big on mediation.'

"No, I'm pretty sure it'd red for a cold and white for a fever."

Bertram de Born (The Divine Comedy).

There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our little kingdom has ever known.