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Ten Commandments

Archimedes statue with a lever

Playdough's The Republic

The Final Selfie

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

Down With Wikipedia

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

'He was a Stoic's Stoic.'

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

Mass Confucian

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

"Is this going to be on the midterm?"

'Socrates, you've been drinking again.'

"Hunters turned philosophers"

Galileo vs Aristotle

'Mum, Dad! This is my new girlfriend, Pam.'

Hypatia

Stoics vs. Epicureans.

Socrates

"I know so much that I don't know where to begin."

Homer

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

"NOW you call on the Vastu consultant?"

John Wycliffe

Parmenides

Arkhimed/Archimedes

Plato