Ancient Wisdom Buffs Gifts

'Socks with sandals? I guess Socrates' wisdom doesn't include a fashion sense.'

Ten Commandments

Archimedes statue with a lever

Playdough's The Republic

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

The Final Selfie

Down With Wikipedia

"Ancient Aztec shaman-kings predicted a coming together of all the cultures of the world, creating a new enlightenment for human beings."

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

'He was a Stoic's Stoic.'

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

Mass Confucian

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

"Is this going to be on the midterm?"

'Mum, Dad! This is my new girlfriend, Pam.'

"Hunters turned philosophers"

Galileo vs Aristotle

Hypatia

Greek Mathematics. Archimedes. Euclid. Pythagoras. The ancient Greeks didn't have a symbol for zero? The left "nothing" to the imagination.

Why don't we invite Hypothesis? It's always a good idea to have an educated guest… Party List. Mesomides. Loxias. Anaximenes. Thales.

'Socrates, you've been drinking again.'

Stoics vs. Epicureans.

Socrates

Homer

"I know so much that I don't know where to begin."

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

John Wycliffe

"NOW you call on the Vastu consultant?"

Parmenides