Ancient Wisdom Collector Gifts

Playdough's The Republic

Archimedes statue with a lever

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

'He was a Stoic's Stoic.'

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

A good executive is known by the company he keeps solvent.

'Did you bring any money? - Enlightenment doesn't grow on trees, you know!'

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

Mass Confucian

Galileo vs Aristotle

Hypatia

'Except...That.'

"Is this going to be on the midterm?"

'Socrates, you've been drinking again.'

"Hunters turned philosophers"

'My best advice? Never miss an opportunity to pass water...'

Socrates

Homer

"NOW you call on the Vastu consultant?"

Trending wise.

Ten Commandments T-Shirt

"'Buy low, sell high', is all I've figured out so far. Now go away"

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

Abstract art proves that things can be as bad as they look.

John Wycliffe

'Ever try beating a ploughshare into a sword?'

"Do you want to add something about not trying to time the market?"

Arkhimed/Archimedes