Ancient Wisdom Collector T-Shirts

Playdough's The Republic

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

Archimedes statue with a lever

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

'He was a Stoic's Stoic.'

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

A good executive is known by the company he keeps solvent.

'Did you bring any money? - Enlightenment doesn't grow on trees, you know!'

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

Mass Confucian

Hypatia

"Is this going to be on the midterm?"

'My best advice? Never miss an opportunity to pass water...'

Galileo vs Aristotle

'Except...That.'

"Hunters turned philosophers"

Greek Mathematics. Archimedes. Euclid. Pythagoras. The ancient Greeks didn't have a symbol for zero? The left "nothing" to the imagination.

'Socrates, you've been drinking again.'

Why don't we invite Hypothesis? It's always a good idea to have an educated guest… Party List. Mesomides. Loxias. Anaximenes. Thales.

Socrates

Homer

"'Buy low, sell high', is all I've figured out so far. Now go away"

John Wycliffe

Abstract art proves that things can be as bad as they look.

Ten Commandments T-Shirt

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

Trending wise.

"NOW you call on the Vastu consultant?"

'Ever try beating a ploughshare into a sword?'

"Do you want to add something about not trying to time the market?"