Ancient Wisdom Appreciator T-Shirts

Ten Commandments T-Shirt

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

Archimedes statue with a lever

Playdough's The Republic

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

Pandora's Change Purse...

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

Down With Wikipedia

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

'He was a Stoic's Stoic.'

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

"Maybe it needs a caption."

Mass Confucian

Old and young

Greek Mathematics. Archimedes. Euclid. Pythagoras. The ancient Greeks didn't have a symbol for zero? The left "nothing" to the imagination.

Why don't we invite Hypothesis? It's always a good idea to have an educated guest… Party List. Mesomides. Loxias. Anaximenes. Thales.

Hypatia

"Hunters turned philosophers"

"Is this going to be on the midterm?"

Galileo vs Aristotle

'It's hard to look intimidating with this feather thing going on.'

Socrates

Homer

'I wish I could be around when you're my age. I'd like to see that fashion statement with an adult diaper showing.'

Today's presentation - God's Miracles.

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

John Wycliffe

'On second thoughts, scratch that positive prognosis. Neville's having one of his intuitive gut-feelings about this one...'

'No, sorry. You've reached Dragons. Payroll is on extension 4702. Shall I put you through?'

Parmenides

"Do you want to add something about not trying to time the market?"