Ancient Appreciator T-Shirts

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Archimedes statue with a lever

Hadrian's Wall

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

Pandora's Change Purse...

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

"Oog creates fire and all you can come up with is that silly round thing!"

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

Museum.

"Maybe it needs a caption."

"Frankly, I don't like the way things are going."

"Look what I found. You wouldn't believe the things that people throw out."

'It's taken me time to adjust to the different management style here.'

"I'm just posting something to my wall."

Scary things in the museum

'It's hard to look intimidating with this feather thing going on.'

'I suppose that nowadays anything can be considered art.'

"Careful now. It's fragile."

"I may not have invented the wheel or discovered fire, but I am the first to comment visually on their impact on our lives."

Archaeologist blows his nose on a mummy's bandage.

Ten Commandments T-Shirt

Today's presentation - God's Miracles.

Keister Island

'No, sorry. You've reached Dragons. Payroll is on extension 4702. Shall I put you through?'

Child found in the Street is Brought into Shelter at a Ragged School