Paleolithic Appreciator T-Shirts

"When did constantly making pictures of food become a thing."

Caveman - petroglyph

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

Hadrian's Wall

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

Pandora's Change Purse...

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

"Oog creates fire and all you can come up with is that silly round thing!"

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

Museum.

"Just great. These humans bring us back from extinction just in time for another global climate catastrophe."

"Maybe it needs a caption."

"Frankly, I don't like the way things are going."

Scary things in the museum

"I'm just posting something to my wall."

'You know, I'm appreciating having long arms more and more as I get older,,,'

'That's not funny, Fred.'

"Look what I found. You wouldn't believe the things that people throw out."

'It's taken me time to adjust to the different management style here.'

'It's hard to look intimidating with this feather thing going on.'

"You remind me of myself - you know - a while ago."

'I suppose that nowadays anything can be considered art.'

"Careful now. It's fragile."

Ten Commandments T-Shirt

Archaeologist blows his nose on a mummy's bandage.