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'I call it 'Mammoth Hunting for Dummies'.'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Best before 65 million BC.

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Those Were The Days

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"I think it was an election year."

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

Archaeologists discover a football

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

Veloci-Rapper

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

Mummy Shrink.

"Really Mum? Natural selection gave us short arms to stop us from picking our noses?"

Dinosaur Group Think

"You should've seen the triceratops that got away. It had to be this...um...this...uh...well, it was huge."

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."