Paleolithic Aficionado Pillows

'I call it 'Mammoth Hunting for Dummies'.'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Best before 65 million BC.

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

Those Were The Days

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"I think it was an election year."

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

Archaeologists discover a football

Veloci-Rapper

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

"Really Mum? Natural selection gave us short arms to stop us from picking our noses?"

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

Mummy Shrink.

Dinosaur Group Think

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."