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'Why do they have to be ivory knitting needles?'

"T-rex playing cards? Aww! We can't do this! We can't even see our hands!"

"Ichthyosaurs are all gone, mosasaurs are gone, pterosaurs are gone. There's none of the old crowd left."

Judgeasaurus

'Walking upright is okay, except I feel so conspicuous!'

Dinosaur

'He sure has a cold nose, doesn't he?'

At the Museum

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Ancient Racing

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

A caveman paints from life

Interdisciplinary studies.

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"And this is our media room."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

'It's an extinction notice.'

Evolution Exam Results.

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Admit it, we're lost."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'You caught it, you gut it!'