Paleontology Lover Gifts

'Why do they have to be ivory knitting needles?'

"T-rex playing cards? Aww! We can't do this! We can't even see our hands!"

"Ichthyosaurs are all gone, mosasaurs are gone, pterosaurs are gone. There's none of the old crowd left."

Judgeasaurus

'Walking upright is okay, except I feel so conspicuous!'

Dinosaur

'He sure has a cold nose, doesn't he?'

At the Museum

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Jurassic Parking Lot

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

A caveman paints from life

Ancient Racing

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Interdisciplinary studies.

E=mc2.

"And this is our media room."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Evolution Exam Results.

'It's an extinction notice.'

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'