Paleontology Aficionado Gifts

Veloci-Rapper

A dinosaur selling t-shirts that say 'I heart land'

'Someday, all this will be done with prescription drugs.'

'...And if you run over somebody, it makes a great tombstone!'

At the Museum

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Interdisciplinary studies.

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"And this is our media room."

E=mc2.

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Evolution Exam Results.

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'You caught it, you gut it!'

Best before 65 million BC.

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Admit it, we're lost."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.