Paleontologist Fan Gifts

'They've mastered fire, taken over the good caves and made weapons out of sticks: To think that we were dismissing them as harmless apes...'

At the Museum

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Interdisciplinary studies.

"And this is our media room."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

Evolution Exam Results.

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Best before 65 million BC.

"Admit it, we're lost."

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"