Paleontology Enthusiast Gifts

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'Oh, anybody can hit one of those big clumsy things. Look -- I got a salmon!'

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

'It's a great invention, but what about secondary smoke?'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

'You don't look fat, dear... just wooly.'

'Oog considers anything under 500 pounds to be snack food.'

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

"Is that all you got? Hah! Not even close!"

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

At the Museum

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Ancient Racing

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Interdisciplinary studies.

"And this is our media room."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Evolution Exam Results.

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'It's an extinction notice.'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'