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Veloci-Rapper

A dinosaur selling t-shirts that say 'I heart land'

'Someday, all this will be done with prescription drugs.'

'...And if you run over somebody, it makes a great tombstone!'

At the Museum

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Interdisciplinary studies.

"And this is our media room."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

Evolution Exam Results.

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Admit it, we're lost."

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Best before 65 million BC.

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'