Paleontology Humor Lover Gifts

"Oh, gross! It squished a trilobite!"

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Best before 65 million BC.

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

Veloci-Rapper

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

"Really Mum? Natural selection gave us short arms to stop us from picking our noses?"

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

Dinosaur Group Think

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

'Don't worry, Dearie -- when you've been married as long as I have, your forehead will recede, too!'

"Blast from the past!"

"Looks like the artist never quite finished this one."

'He's a pretty good pet, except for the 'walkies' part.'

"Is that all you got? Hah! Not even close!"

"Show some respect, stop saying 'Who isn't a pretty boy.'"

Extinct dinosaur...

'Grandpa, tell us again how we won the war on terror!'