Paleontology Humorist Gifts

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

'He's a pretty good pet, except for the 'walkies' part.'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Best before 65 million BC.

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

Veloci-Rapper

Tooth fairy

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

"Really Mum? Natural selection gave us short arms to stop us from picking our noses?"

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

"Aperitif?"

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

Dinosaur Group Think

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

The New Age Dentist.

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

'Don't worry, Dearie -- when you've been married as long as I have, your forehead will recede, too!'

T-rex takes a selfie