Paleontology Humorist Gifts

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

'He's a pretty good pet, except for the 'walkies' part.'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Best before 65 million BC.

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

Veloci-Rapper

Tooth fairy

"Really Mum? Natural selection gave us short arms to stop us from picking our noses?"

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"You should've seen the triceratops that got away. It had to be this...um...this...uh...well, it was huge."

"Aperitif?"

Dinosaur Group Think

'Well, kids -- I guess it all started to fall apart when they canceled 'Seinfeld'....'

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

The New Age Dentist.

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

'...your teeth are putting on weight.'

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

"No, we haven't started yet. My hand was cold."