'I still don't get it. I can't see the likeness.'
Zoologist Humorist Gifts
If you’re searching for a gift for a zoologist with a penchant for humor, you’re in the right place. Our collection features clever, animal-inspired designs that will bring a smile to their face. Whether they work in research or just love animals, these playful and thoughtful items celebrate their curiosity and sense of humor. Find the perfect quirky gift that combines their love for wildlife with a witty twist, making it a memorable and appreciated present.
City Zoo: Day Care
'Teenagers!'
The Solar System (after deregulation)
'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'
"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."
"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."
"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."
'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'
'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'
"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."
"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"
"Scuba cow"
"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."
'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'
Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models
'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'
"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."
"Too much concealer?"
"Yes, one is a dog."
'Jurassic Pork.'
'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'
While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.
Hats and Food
Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.
She loves to play with string theory.
"You're calling it love, but it's really just static electricity."
"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"
'While you're 'fixing' my private parts, could you give me a loaner pair?'
When bacteria trash talk to antibodies. Oh yeah?! You and what course of antibiotics?!
"Yep. Looks like we have ringworm."
When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.
"Oh no. Is that my ex?"
"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"
'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'
Zoologist Humorist Gifts Collection
Zoologist Humorist Mugs
Explore our collection of humorous zoologist mugs that combine animal love with witty sayings. Perfect for adding personality to their morning routine.
Zoologist Humorist Pillows
Find amusing zoologist pillows that add a quirky touch to any space. Comfortable and clever, these pillows celebrate their passion for animals and humor.
Zoologist Humorist Prints
Browse our animal-themed prints that bring humor and zoology together in stylish wall art. An ideal gift for wildlife enthusiasts with a sense of fun.
Zoologist Humorist T-Shirts
Discover our funny zoologist t-shirts designed to showcase their love for animals with humorous, eye-catching graphics. A great gift for nature lovers with a playful side.