Scientific Humorist Gifts

'Excuse me, where's the nanotechnology department?' - 'You just trod on it.'

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

'Now they want us to write the grant proposal.'

Fissure waxing - Department of Seismology.

Scientist.

'We also found that the mortality rate significantly increased...

'STOP! You're injecting the wrong GMO gene!'

Institute of Quantum Physics

'Oh-oh, they're looking up at me ? I think they're on to us!'

When science catches up to sports

Working On Silly String Theory.

"We've concluded that an alarming percentage of the population are experiencing involuntary eye-rolling at the word 'inclusion'."

"The worst thing about being a clone is having no one to blame but yourself."

Voyeurs in the Lab

SOUTH AFRICAN MUTANTS LAUGHING FIT

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."

"The crust is definitely shrinking."

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

Strainspotting

"That's a meteor. If it hits the ground its a meteorite."

"I see - Gravity keeps the Earth in orbit but love makes the world go 'round."

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

'As you know, we put sardine genes in potatoes, and potato genes in sardines. The results are in. We won't do anything like that again.'

''Time is an illusion'? - How long did it take you to come up with that?'

'Sometimes she's like a wave, sometimes she's like a particle.'

The : 'Help us settle a bet...'

An unexpected development during round three of the annual nuclear physics play-off.

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

A cow in a wind tunnel.

'The divorce settlement stipulates she gets 3 dB of all the assets...'

An unhappily married amoeba undergoes a court ordered trial separation.

Albert Einstein

'Teenagers!'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."