Science Humorists Gifts

'Double, double, toil and trouble. Scale of dragon, tooth of wolf, genetically modified root of hemlock...'

Louis the MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMCLXXIV, King of the Amoebas.

'Teenagers!'

There was a nasty bug going around.

Evolution...the decoy shark.

"You could call it cilia. I prefer to think of it as designer stubble."

"This crawling on land, just fashion, it won't last"

Cloning...Oops! Oxelot.

"We quantum physicists put a little extra bounce in our step, and hey, you never know!"

"There are, of course, exceptions to many laws of physics, even Newton's laws of gravity...consider, if you will, the Wonder Bra!"

If Newton...was hit by a tomato.

"What's wrong with white mice and guinea pigs?"

Radioactive Isopopes.

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

'Son, I think it's time that we had a little heart to heart talk!'

"Oops! Another cloning that got out of hand!"

Evolutionary lines congratulating each other on a good game.

Schrodinger's Weekly Shop.

F&E Produce. "Eggplant"? I'll never understand biology.

God changes calendar page to a new geologic time period.

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

That's the sound of the microwaves going through your brain

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

Before the Salivating Dogs

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Albert Einstein

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Schrodinger's Black Box

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'