Planetary Humorist Gifts

"How goes the gap year?"

Suddenly, God gets the urge for an Earth cream cone.

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

God Sneezes Out Creation

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Clown God

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

Water is discovered on the moon....

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

Black Hole Research Institute - Office only has IN tray - no OUT tray.

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"Is there someone other than Trump I can speak to? I didn't come all this way to talk to an idiot!"

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

'Those are the Divinity students.'

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

"Sorry to bother you again but I forgot to ask you to fill out our service evaluation questionnaire."

"Shall we put it in play?"

Mars Rover

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