Paleontology Geek Gifts

"Maastrichtian foraminifera dinosteranes, hmm? Well, that's easy for you to say."

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"What do you mean it's not mine?"

Harry Dinsdale was way, way ahead of his time.

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"Oh, great! As always there's no cab!"

At the Museum

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Interdisciplinary studies.

"And this is our media room."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Evolution Exam Results.

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

"Admit it, we're lost."

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

Best before 65 million BC.

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.