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"Maastrichtian foraminifera dinosteranes, hmm? Well, that's easy for you to say."

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"What do you mean it's not mine?"

Wow, well done. You sure scared me. You should pat yourself on the back. Oh, right. The Sarcastisaurus was soon extinct.

Harry Dinsdale was way, way ahead of his time.

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

"Oh, great! As always there's no cab!"

At the Museum

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Interdisciplinary studies.

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

E=mc2.

"And this is our media room."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Evolution Exam Results.

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

Best before 65 million BC.