Paleontology Nerd T-Shirts

'Hey, don't underestimate, the little twerps -- they''ve got brains the size of GRAPEFRUITS!'

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

Interdisciplinary studies.

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Best before 65 million BC.

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

"Plagiarist!"

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

Veloci-Rapper

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

"Really Mum? Natural selection gave us short arms to stop us from picking our noses?"

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

Dinosaur Group Think

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

Evolution disruptor: The selfie stick. The reason why T-Rex's arms never evolved.

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

Darwin's Evolving Statue.

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Evolution on the brink

"I want the hatchlings to grow up in a nurturing comet free environment."

Creationists now agree with the scientific theory that the ginosaurs were probably wiped out by the impact of a large asteroid.