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"Oh, gross! It squished a trilobite!"

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Best before 65 million BC.

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

Veloci-Rapper

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

"Really Mum? Natural selection gave us short arms to stop us from picking our noses?"

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

Dinosaur Group Think

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

"You should've seen the triceratops that got away. It had to be this...um...this...uh...well, it was huge."

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

The origin of the Hula Hoop.

'Well, kids -- I guess it all started to fall apart when they canceled 'Seinfeld'....'

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

"Looks like the artist never quite finished this one."

'He's a pretty good pet, except for the 'walkies' part.'

'Don't worry, Dearie -- when you've been married as long as I have, your forehead will recede, too!'

"Blast from the past!"

"Is that all you got? Hah! Not even close!"

'Grandpa, tell us again how we won the war on terror!'

"Show some respect, stop saying 'Who isn't a pretty boy.'"