Ancient Rome Appreciator T-Shirts

'It's hard to look intimidating with this feather thing going on.'

Bacchus.

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Hadrian's Wall

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

This side is the gag reel.

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

Pandora's Change Purse...

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

Pompeii restoration project.

Cavemen Exhibit

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

"Oog creates fire and all you can come up with is that silly round thing!"

"Frieze!"

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

Museum.

Musical Vases

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

"Wow... This prehistoric artist was amazingly visionary."

I'm Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I'm Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I am Spartacus! Wow! Identity theft is really get out of control!

Janus 2021

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

"Maybe it needs a caption."

"Frankly, I don't like the way things are going."

Why Rome Fell:'Peel you a grape? Don't you know that the skin is where all the vitamins are?'

'According to our research they were a happy people.'

Robert Denarii: 'You talin' to me.'

The first art critic

10,000 BC the first instance of a powerpoint presentation is unleashed onto an enthralled audience.