Ancient Art Appreciator T-Shirts

"Maybe it needs a caption."

"Just draw a line under it and move on."

"What does it do? A thing of beauty doesn't have to be useful."

"Ogg is into high-def cave art."

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Misunderstood artist

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

Hadrian's Wall

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

This side is the gag reel.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

Scarpia's Palace

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Juggler and Illusionist

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Goddess

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Berta screams out!

Artist on the Beach

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Dog and Human Archaeologists

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Infographics: the early years.