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'Okay, how about THAT shade of mud?'

"Maybe you could make the hunter more likable."

Bacchus.

A caveman paints from life

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

Diego Velasquez

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Goddess

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Dog and Human Archaeologists

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

"It's the usual promise to cut taxes"

'What's on the other side?...'

Mammoth Posing

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

We speak hieroglyphics here.

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

Thinker, but not too deep: 'I wonder what's on TV tonight?'

Pompeii restoration project.

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

'How many times must I tell you? Stop drawing on the bloody walls!'

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"