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Keister Island

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Misunderstood artist

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

Scarpia's Palace

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Juggler and Illusionist

Goddess

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Dog and Human Archaeologists

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Artist on the Beach

Berta screams out!

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Leaves falling out of a painting.

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

"It's the usual promise to cut taxes"

Coot on a jetty

Ariana Grande caricature

Cave Paintings Audio Guide