Ancient Artifact Appreciator T-Shirts

Archaeologist finds the missing part of the statue.

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Hadrian's Wall

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

Pandora's Change Purse...

Posh Easter Egg

This will really mess with their minds someday.

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

Demon family vacations - Kid covering other's horns.

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

Museum.

"Your antique gold watch didn't float."

"Maybe it needs a caption."

"Aha! - Proof that this is definitely an iron-age site..."

Archeology Dept. Storage. Ernie, this box should be labeled "unidentified pottery fragments," not "pots unknown."

"Look what I found. You wouldn't believe the things that people throw out."

"I knew you was mad when you tried to sell me to them "American Pickers" fellers."

First aid and sculpture

Carbon Dating Agency

Scary things in the museum

Paul before Felix.

'It's hard to look intimidating with this feather thing going on.'

"Careful now. It's fragile."

Archaeologist blows his nose on a mummy's bandage.

"I may not have invented the wheel or discovered fire, but I am the first to comment visually on their impact on our lives."

The Wellington Statue.

"This coin must be 2,000 years old. Try not to put this one in a pop machine."

Ten Commandments T-Shirt

National Pottery Live

Keister Island

'Ever try beating a ploughshare into a sword?'

Man looking at 2 stone godesses, one with many arms, one with many breasts.

'Things really change fast now. There's an original i-pad.'

British Museum: "There's nowt British in there!"