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'What's on the other side?...'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Goddess

Dog and Human Archaeologists

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

"It's the usual promise to cut taxes"

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

Pompeii restoration project.

Mammoth Posing

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

Mr. Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare

"Frieze!"

Art Critics.

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

"Wow... This prehistoric artist was amazingly visionary."

Fall in the Greek Temple

Musical Vases

"I love it!"

'Good heavens, Foster, we seem to have stumbled upon man's earliest attempt at cartooning!'

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

Cave Painter

"Don't try to blame this mess on your father!"

"Look - I've just invented the spade!..."

'According to our research they were a happy people.'

"The discovery of paleolithic still lifes."

'I'm thinking of doing an illustrated memoir.'

Ever notice if you speed-read these cave drawings you invent animation?