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'What's on the other side?...'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

This side is the gag reel.

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Goddess

Dog and Human Archaeologists

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Infographics: the early years.

"It's the usual promise to cut taxes"

Mammoth Posing

"It would appear they worshipped the almighty dollar."

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

Pompeii restoration project.

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

This action stuff is okay, but try a romance or comedy next time.

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

Mr. Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare

"Frieze!"

Art Critics.

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

Fall in the Greek Temple

"Wow... This prehistoric artist was amazingly visionary."

'Good heavens, Foster, we seem to have stumbled upon man's earliest attempt at cartooning!'

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

"I love it!"

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

Musical Vases

Cave Painter

"Look - I've just invented the spade!..."

"Don't try to blame this mess on your father!"

'According to our research they were a happy people.'

Ever notice if you speed-read these cave drawings you invent animation?

'You're breaking up...please text me.'