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'A little wine, daily, Antonius, leads to longevity -- perhaps as old as 35.'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

This side is the gag reel.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

Egyptian Football

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Jason and the Aga notes,

Troys'R'Us.

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

'Oi! Man is not a political animal in here!'

Romulus and Remus

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

Pompeii restoration project.

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

In udder de Nile

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

"I dropped my goblet!"

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

'Whoa...let's not get ahead of ourselves here, Al...'

"Frieze!"

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

Musical Vases

A Real Pinata Surprise

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

I'm Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I'm Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I am Spartacus! Wow! Identity theft is really get out of control!

"Plagues are old-school – we're going to hit you with sanctions."