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'Him?.. Oh, he's the guy who discovered fire.'

"They couldn't rent out the upper levels, so they're going to dismantle all but the ground floor."

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Archimedes statue with a lever

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Neptune

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

This side is the gag reel.

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

Troys'R'Us.

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

'Oi! Man is not a political animal in here!'

Teddy Roosevelt

In udder de Nile

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

Pompeii restoration project.

Joseph and his coat

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"

"I dropped my goblet!"

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

"Frieze!"

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

'Good heavens, Foster, we seem to have stumbled upon man's earliest attempt at cartooning!'