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A very tall man walks towards a lifeguard's chair

Perspective Repair

Final words on gravestones.

"I speak Latin, you know."

'What if I promise not to look?'

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

Late-Onset Epiphany

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

Gonna Suck

"I just love your use of lying"

"Oh George, I wish you'd get things in perspective. . .!"

'Taking guard' 'The pessimist'

'On second thoughts, scratch that positive prognosis. Neville's having one of his intuitive gut-feelings about this one...'

Y2K Solutions Inc.

'Right, I'll see the chap who thinks he's a fly next.'

"New York is a place of free spirits."

Man falling down neverending staircase.

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

'You know, that Lenny is a real 'glass half empty' kind of guy...!'

Intellectual support animal

DOOM, 'I do love you, Arnie, but you're such a downer!'

"Oh what a beautiful morning!"

'Hey Todd, look - those people down there look just like... well... us!'

'I don't know about art but I like the bouncing ball'.

"You serve an inferior wine, Ted, but you have a nice view of Peconic Bay."

"The CEO believes that the vanishing point will keep us from failing our tasks."

Disproportionate objects next 5 miles.

"I passed the eye exam! I am now qualified to do watch duty!"

"Now that you mention it, they do look like ants."

'Your problem is that you don't see the big picture.'

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