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'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

Cow Kong

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

Big business is not evil

'Well, Mom, he's a redhead...and I guess you could say he's a glass-half-full sort of guy.'

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

"It's Shakespeare, Mother - please do't keep moaning 'Oh get on with it'!"

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

'You say you're an eternal optimist. How unfortunate. We're looking for an internal optimist.'

Nicholas recognises the young lady unknown

Starving Artist Show has paintings of food.

The Bavarians, scene 1.

'Well, excuse me for trying to inject a little culture into my life!'

'Abstract Expressionism? No, my son's bedroom!'

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

1715 - Newton discovers gravel.

"Have you got it in beige?"

"Are you binge watching again?"

"'Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson"

Fly Mimes.

"New York is a place of free spirits."

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

Antiques, Furniture Stripping, Stripping.

Log in, paper out.

"...and this is my better half...!"

'So what was the big deal about raising the debt ceiling?'

Smiley Trash.

A Monk making T-shirts.

'Why don't they ever get us to test nice stuff, like new ice-cream flavours or video games...'

"Well, look at the bright side; that old adage 'cheaters never prosper' still holds up."