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"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

'The last thing I remember, my wife said it would not hurt to compliment her once in a while.'

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

'Tokens Of Our Esteem'

"Gracie, how can you appreciate being full...if you've never been hungry?"

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

"I warned you about putting funny stuff on the ball, Flanagan."

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

'...well you say you're Stephen Hawking but as Eddie Redmayne said he was going to turn up in character we're not too sure."

Geoffrey Rush

"Admit it Johnson, isn't a pat on the back more intrinsically rewarding than a salary rise?"

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

Soldier, Statesman, Travel Agent

"It's Shakespeare, Mother - please do't keep moaning 'Oh get on with it'!"

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

Fancy popping out for some Mexican a bit later?

Meanwhile...in Albania

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

Nicholas recognises the young lady unknown

The Bavarians, scene 1.

'Well, excuse me for trying to inject a little culture into my life!'

"The big difference between Halloween and Day of the Dead...is we look at the afterlife as a reason to celebrate...not to scare anyone."

"Your mother's going to be up there all day, kids. One of her students said her class meant everything to her!"

"God it was rough coming into the office this morning after the awards ceremony" "It must have been, you work two doors down"

Elderly couple

You know you're getting old when....

'Abstract Expressionism? No, my son's bedroom!'

Alternative Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons

'Chief Big Carbon Footprint says bring more firewood.'

Fly Mimes.