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Nicholas recognises the young lady unknown

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

Fly Mimes.

'Abstract Expressionism? No, my son's bedroom!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Modern Major General

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

Pastorius wonders why.

Misunderstood artist

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

Mr Metrosexual.

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

Scarpia's Palace

Juggler and Illusionist

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Leonore from Fidelio

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

Nick Cave

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Artist on the Beach

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'