Artistic Appreciator Prints

Nicholas recognises the young lady unknown

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

Fly Mimes.

'Abstract Expressionism? No, my son's bedroom!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Modern Major General

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Pastorius wonders why.

Misunderstood artist

Mr Metrosexual.

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Scarpia's Palace

Juggler and Illusionist

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Leonore from Fidelio

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Artist on the Beach

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

Ariana Grande caricature

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.