Artsy Appreciator Prints

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'What clan do you belong to?'

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

Misunderstood artist

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

Scarpia's Palace

Juggler and Illusionist

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Berta screams out!

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Leonore from Fidelio

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Artist on the Beach

Edward Elgar.

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

Ariana Grande caricature

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

"'Talent borrows, genius steals' - that's one of mine, too."