Artistic Aesthetics Appreciator Prints

'Three years out of date. It's only there for the picture!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

Misunderstood artist

Pastorius wonders why.

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Mr Metrosexual.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

Juggler and Illusionist

Scarpia's Palace

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Leonore from Fidelio

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Nick Cave

Artist on the Beach

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

Ariana Grande caricature

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

"How did this comma get in with all the pieces?"