Artistic Aesthetics Appreciator Mugs

'Three years out of date. It's only there for the picture!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Pastorius wonders why.

Misunderstood artist

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Mr Metrosexual.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

Scarpia's Palace

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Juggler and Illusionist

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

Artist on the Beach

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Leonore from Fidelio

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Leaves falling out of a painting.

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

Ariana Grande caricature

"How did this comma get in with all the pieces?"

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

"Gesundheit."

Coot on a jetty