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"That's a disproportionate response"

Bullet Hole Ridden Christmas Tree

Leonore from Fidelio

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Misunderstood artist

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

Juggler and Illusionist

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Scarpia's Palace

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

Leaves falling out of a painting.

David Niven caricature

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Artist on the Beach

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

Coot on a jetty

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

Ariana Grande caricature

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Don't bother Daddy -- he's just upset because Lady Godiva joined the anti-Crusade movement.'