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"That's a disproportionate response"

Bullet Hole Ridden Christmas Tree

Leonore from Fidelio

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

Misunderstood artist

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

Juggler and Illusionist

Scarpia's Palace

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

David Niven caricature

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

Nick Cave

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

Artist on the Beach

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

Coot on a jetty

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

Ariana Grande caricature

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise