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"I prefer the more expressive forms of dance, but at least this doesn't draw attention to my unsightly armpit stains."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"Say hello to my little friend."

Cactus seats.

The americanisation of vulture.

'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

Mythical Family of Four.

Le Penseur (D' Apres Rodin)

Leonore from Fidelio

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

"What a way to go."

Who are you?

"Hmmm...I wonder what the artist is trying to say...?"

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

"Well, your bloodwork came back very cosmopolitan."

Handcuffs.

Hi again

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

Will hide my face with this sign for food. ?

Deer Barber

Mutated creature emerging from the Department of Genetic Research.

Peter Gabriel

'My dear boy its a wonderful display of post modern expressionism with overtones of Dada.'

The Goblin and the Sexton

Hair salen: 'Sorry! Closed! Bad hair day!'

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

'Please. Don't get me started.'

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

Salvador Dali museum

"I don't think you're supposed to like it."

"Get that de Kooning sneer off your face. This is Turner!"

When Koalas aren't being cuddly.

Courtney Love

"I may not know art, but I know what I like."