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"I prefer the more expressive forms of dance, but at least this doesn't draw attention to my unsightly armpit stains."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

The americanisation of vulture.

Cactus seats.

"Say hello to my little friend."

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

Mythical Family of Four.

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

Leonore from Fidelio

Who are you?

"Hmmm...I wonder what the artist is trying to say...?"

"What a way to go."

"Well, your bloodwork came back very cosmopolitan."

Deer Barber

Handcuffs.

If this is how 3-year-olds see the world, it's no wonder they're always crying."

Mutated creature emerging from the Department of Genetic Research.

'Perhaps this will give you inspiration son?'

'My dear boy its a wonderful display of post modern expressionism with overtones of Dada.'

The Goblin and the Sexton

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

'Please. Don't get me started.'

Hair salen: 'Sorry! Closed! Bad hair day!'

Shark sees sign on back of swimmer stating that unused portion should be returned.

When Koalas aren't being cuddly.

"I may not know art, but I know what I like."

"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"

Courtney Love

'Imagine the damage he could have done as a corporate accountant...'

"I don't think you're supposed to like it."

It was love at first...