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'Bloody hell, mum . . . you know I hate Kandinsky!

'Imagine the damage he could have done as a corporate accountant...'

The Artist

Theatre Masks and Butts

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

"Look, it's my word balloon."

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

Jimi Hendrix.

Dolores is so avant garde.

Leonore from Fidelio

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

Who are you?

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

The Greatest Mime in the World

"Practicing my hate-face."

The Eclectic Chair

"Stripes weren't dazzling enough?"

'My dear boy its a wonderful display of post modern expressionism with overtones of Dada.'

"Close with yours truly, Phil, and coudl you sprinkle a few appropriate emoticons around?"

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

"The beanbag chair, … do we take it out of the furniture budget or the art budget?"

'Well, there goes the neighbourhood.'

Muhammad Dali...

Courtney Love

"The notion that *CRUNCH* architectural *CRUNCH CRUNCH* forms can *CRUNCH* express anything may *CRUNCH* seem difficult *CRUNCH* to *CRUNCH CRUNCH* grasp at *CRUNCH* all,"

"This one's for me."

A mime visits a psychiatrist.

"I guess life does imitate art."

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

Liberte, Egalite, Fraternite, Levity

"You already showed me a picture of your de Kooning."