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Ballerina

Pharaoh Cocoon

"Feel better, dear?"

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

Leonore from Fidelio

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

Swan in a trenchcoat.

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

"Practicing my hate-face."

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

Munch Master.

Tracey Emin - Private view.

'Imagine the damage he could have done as a corporate accountant...'

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

Mouse eating the fruit in a picture

Wallpaper Bouguet

"The beanbag chair, … do we take it out of the furniture budget or the art budget?"

Falling for art

At The Imaginary Museum of Fine Art: 'Bare Bulb Hanging' A Deconstructed Mobile.

Courtney Love

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."

Liberte, Egalite, Fraternite, Levity

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

"Of course, art is one thing, dear - life is another."

"If they say 'Rubensesque' in their profile, they mean they're a Botero."

"Near as I can figure, your painting style is Depressionist."

"And these are from Warhol's lesser known 'Thanksgiving' series."

'I'm not sticking around to find out.'

Man chooses head from cupboard.

Gallery of Expressionist Art

'But is it art?'

"Fascinating, a dollop of dog crap topped with jelly babies. yes, he's years ahead of his time."