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Ballerina

Pharaoh Cocoon

"Feel better, dear?"

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

Leonore from Fidelio

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

Swan in a trenchcoat.

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

"Practicing my hate-face."

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

Munch Master.

Tracey Emin - Private view.

Wallpaper Bouguet

Falling for art

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

"The beanbag chair, … do we take it out of the furniture budget or the art budget?"

At The Imaginary Museum of Fine Art: 'Bare Bulb Hanging' A Deconstructed Mobile.

'Imagine the damage he could have done as a corporate accountant...'

Courtney Love

Mouse eating the fruit in a picture

Liberte, Egalite, Fraternite, Levity

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

"Of course, art is one thing, dear - life is another."

"If they say 'Rubensesque' in their profile, they mean they're a Botero."

"Near as I can figure, your painting style is Depressionist."

"And these are from Warhol's lesser known 'Thanksgiving' series."

'I'm not sticking around to find out.'

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"Fascinating, a dollop of dog crap topped with jelly babies. yes, he's years ahead of his time."

Gallery of Expressionist Art

'But is it art?'