Artistic Expression Lover Pillows

'Bloody hell, mum . . . you know I hate Kandinsky!

'Imagine the damage he could have done as a corporate accountant...'

The Artist

Theatre Masks and Butts

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

"Look, it's my word balloon."

Dolores is so avant garde.

Leonore from Fidelio

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

Who are you?

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

The Eclectic Chair

The Greatest Mime in the World

"Practicing my hate-face."

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

"Stripes weren't dazzling enough?"

'My dear boy its a wonderful display of post modern expressionism with overtones of Dada.'

"Close with yours truly, Phil, and coudl you sprinkle a few appropriate emoticons around?"

"The beanbag chair, … do we take it out of the furniture budget or the art budget?"

Courtney Love

A mime visits a psychiatrist.

'Well, there goes the neighbourhood.'

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

"This one's for me."

"I guess life does imitate art."

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

"The notion that *CRUNCH* architectural *CRUNCH CRUNCH* forms can *CRUNCH* express anything may *CRUNCH* seem difficult *CRUNCH* to *CRUNCH CRUNCH* grasp at *CRUNCH* all,"

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

Liberte, Egalite, Fraternite, Levity

"Of course, art is one thing, dear - life is another."

"You already showed me a picture of your de Kooning."

"Well, I don't consider it a tattoo. I consider it a monogram."