Art And Design Fan Pillows

Wallpaper Bouguet

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Wagging Dog

Pharaoh Cocoon

Picasso: The Early Years

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Sick Building Syndrome

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Cubism Model

The Land Before Mimes.

"Habanero ..."

Swan in a trenchcoat.

Monet in the '90s.

'I only buy art that I can understand.'

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

'Hey, I used that model once!'

Warhol Exhibit

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

The drinker.