Art And Design Fan Gifts

Wallpaper Bouguet

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Wagging Dog

Pharaoh Cocoon

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Picasso: The Early Years

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Sick Building Syndrome

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Cubism Model

The Land Before Mimes.

"Habanero ..."

Swan in a trenchcoat.

Monet in the '90s.

'I only buy art that I can understand.'

'Hey, I used that model once!'

The drinker.

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

The iPad Players